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Knock Knock Jokes Will Make You Tons Of Cash. Here's How!

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Knock Knock Jokes Will Make You Tons Of Cash. Here's How!       Is it true that cannibals don' t eat clowns because they taste funny? What kind of pig can you ignore at a party? A wild bore. Wha t kind of murderer has fiber? A cereal killer. A man walking dow n the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Tha ts not my dog", replied the other. Q: What's the difference between a shoping trolley and a University vice chancellor? A: You fill them both up with as much food and alcohol you can, but it's only the shopping trolley that has a mind of its own. Q. How do you catch a polar bear? A. You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you k
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